Seemingly out of nowhere, a crack appears. A dire mistake is made. An Escalade crashes into a tree, a line of cocaine is snorted near a paparazzi’s hungry camera, a random drug test comes back positive for steroids, a gay prostitute proves he’s had frequent meth-addled sex with a powerful homophobic televangelist Christian nutball. You know: same ol’, same ol’.
The actual title of this article is ‘Tiger Woods Must Die’. A little daring and over the top…but it makes a point. He probably will come back. A new bad-boy Tiger playing even better golf. It fits a pattern. The American Dream.